The Best Gear For Your Rear

Because sometimes race day, road trips, trail runs, sketchy gas stations, and life in general demand backup. Butt Napkins are individually wrapped, ultra-soft wipes designed to keep you clean, comfortable, and irritation-free wherever nature calls. Created by runners who’ve been through one too many questionable porta-potty experiences, these wipes are compact, discreet, and ready for action when things get… complicated.

Available in a Single Pack or convenient 5-Pack.

WHY YOU’LL ACTUALLY LOVE IT

• Cloud-soft comfort – Gentle, soothing wipes designed to clean without irritation or chafing.
• Pocket-sized & individually wrapped – Toss one in your vest, pocket, gym bag, glove box, or race kit and forget about it… until you really need it.
• Flushable & biodegradable – Made with plant-based fibers that are certified flushable and septic-safe.
• Skin-friendly ingredients – Infused with soothing ingredients like aloe vera, chamomile, cucumber, oat, marshmallow extract, and vitamin E.
• Designed by runners – Built specifically for endurance athletes, outdoor adventures, and emergency pit stops.

WHO IT’S FOR

• Trail runners, ultra runners, hikers, cyclists, and campers
• Athletes navigating race-day porta-potties with dignity intact
• Travelers, commuters, and anyone living the “always prepared” lifestyle
• Basically… anyone with a butt

HOW TO USE IT

1. Open wrapper when nature calls (or when disaster strikes)
2. Wipe. Ahhhhhh. Go.
3. Dispose responsibly or flush if appropriate

Pro tip: Keep one in every running vest, travel bag, and glove compartment. Future-you will be grateful.